OK, so I've had nicer thoughts running through my head...

I have several fears regarding death.

I'm terrified of drowning, of driving off a bridge, or falling from anything high. Heck, I'm not a big fan of any kind of pain.

So I chuckle each week as I lovingly strap my full book cart into the front passenger seat of my van after our library trips. It's really the only place it fits in the car, and I put the seat belt over it to keep it from becoming a projectile in a crash.

But seriously, if God in his Goodness has ordained that I die in a car crash, what BETTER way to go than to be crushed by a huge pile of books!

It was her love of books that did her in, Officer...