It's the most wonderful time of the year...

It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's time to declutter, my heart's all a flutter
Now kids don't come near!
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
It's the hap-happiest season of all
There's more kid-cr*p in store and there's no room for more
Except maybe in the hall!
It's the hap-happiest season of all!


There'll be bags on the doorstep
Kids don't take one more step
Or Santa won't come here at all
You can't have it back
Don't you peak in that sack
You haven't touched it since two years last fall!


It's the most wonderful time of the year!
When I try to make ready 
Our simple homestead and I
Tremble with fear!
It's the most wonderful time of the year!

With apologies to Andy Williams