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Dear St. DH,

I apologize if the collars of your dress shirts are a little sticky. I was eating Rice Krispy Treats while doing your laundry.  You see, I was feeling a little draggy and thought maybe I was anemic, and Gluten Free Rice Krispies provide 50% of my daily iron needs.

I know you wouldn't have wanted me to wait and risk fainting during laundry folding.  You are such an understanding husband.

Love,

Your devoted wife

Amy

P.S. We left you one.